Funny Tourist Questions from When Do You Let the Animals Out?

Here are a few of my favorite silly tourist questions, just a few of the thousand or so I collected when researching my bestselling book, “When Do You Let The Animals Out?”

At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

Should I leave my bacon out on the picnic table or bring it into the tent with me?animals_cover-180x300

Where does Alberta end, and Canada begin?

Can we visit a part of Canada that Canadian haven’t seen yet?

How do the elk know to cross at the elk crossing signs?

Do you speak Canadian?

Where did I just come from?

How many undiscovered lakes are there around here?

That’s a lovely Canadian flag you have – does it come in other colors?

Do the bighorn sheep require shepherds?

How many hiking trails can I get lost on?

Are you allowed to stay overnight at the campgrounds?

To escape a bear do you have to climb a tree that’s the same width as your head?

Can you show us something that we haven’t seen yet?

Michael Kerr is a Hall of Fame Canadian business speaker and the author of What’s so Funny About Alberta? and When Do You Let the Animals Out? A Field Guide to Rocky Mountain Humour.

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