The Hump Day Humor-Gram Issue #47, May 21, 2003

Please feel free to pass this along, under or over
to anyone who has ever been anyone . . .

WARNING: Do not run with scissors.

In this issue . . .

1. Top Five Reasons To Create Top Ten Lists
2. Mike’s Fun at Work Tip
3. Introductory Putting Humor to Work Tape/CD Offer
4. Quote of the Week
5. It’s a Wacky, Wacky World
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1. Top Five Reasons To Create Top Ten Lists

Top ten lists are the ideal way to communicate information in
a friendly and fun format. And you can use them for anything…
“The Top Ten Reasons to Buy Our Product”, “The Top Ten Reasons
to Attend Our Next Meeting” or “The Top Ten Reasons We’ll Miss
Bob the Photocopy Repair Guy.”

In fact, here’s the top five reasons why top ten lists work
great:

5. People are used to the format.
4. They are an effective format for summarizing key points.
3. People love lists.
2. They are a simple way of adding humor to any message.
1. If you feel lazy (like me) you can just do a top five list.

Happy Hump Day. May the farce, as always, be with you.
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2. Mike’s Fun at Work Tip

Develop your own customized, work-related punch lines to
common joke set ups. For example:

How many [INSERT YOUR PROFESSION HERE] does it take to change a
light bulb?

Why did the [INSERT PROFESSION HERE] cross the road?

If anyone has any good ideas from their work world, please pass
them along!
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3. Introductory Tape/CD Offer

Now available: A double-set cassette tape or CD album by
Michael Kerr.

Program One: You Can’t Be Serious! Putting Humor to Work
Program Two: Laughing for the Health of It!

The introductory price, good until May 31st,is:

$20.00 for the tape package,
$25.00 for the two-set audio CD package
plus $4.00 shipping and handling

Order today (or tomorrow, or, okay, the next day)
by calling our toll free line at 1-866-609-2640.
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4. Quote of the Week

“Do not take life too seriously
you will never get out of it alive.”
Albert Hubbard
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5. It’s a Wacky, Wacky World

More and more folks are listing “Jedi” (those laser-wielding
rebels from “Star Wars”) as their primary religion.

In Britain, 390,000 Brits listed Jedi as their religion in the
last census, while here in Canada several thousand Jedis also
showed up in the latest census data.

It’s only a matter of time then, before they’ll have to register
their Light Sabres as a weapon . . .
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Copyright Michael Kerr, 2003

Back issues of the Hump Day Express can be
found at http://www.mikekerr.com

International speaker Michael Kerr, “The Workplace Energizer” is
the author of five books, including When Do You Let the Animals
Out? and You Can’t Be Serious! Putting Humor to Work. Michael
delivers keynote talks and workshops on humor in the workplace,
business creativity and public speaking skills.

mailto:mike@mikekerr.com
http://www.mikekerr.com
1-866-609-2640

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