A Clog of Plumbers and a Sum of Accountants

May 10, 2022

One of my longtime Inspiring Workplaces newsletter subscribers, Waldo Berg, provided this inspiration for a fun work idea. Hold a contest in your workplace to come up with the best collective noun to describe a group of your colleagues, based either on your profession or your company, as in: a “knot of toads,” “murder of crows,” or a “cackle of hyenas.”

Waldo sent me examples submitted to NPR’s Car Talk radio program that included such fabulous entries as a Staph of Doctors and a Clog of Plumbers. Waldo also passed along some of his own creative entries, including:

A PowerPoint of teachers,
A payroll of administrators
An empathy of student services workers.

Cheryl Gregory, another Inspiring Workplaces subscriber sent in another whack of submissions, including:

A Chop of Butchers
A Scissor of Hairdressers
A Lecture of Professors
A Skinny of Models
A Slice of Chefs
A Scream of Children
A Chaos of Protestors
A Poke of Comedians
A Slide Rule of Engineers
A Compound of Chemists
A Dose of Nurses
An Iris of Optometrists
A Crack of Chiropractors
A Java of Coders
A Spark of Firemen
A Siren of Police Officers

So what about you? What would you call of group of professional speakers, dentists or landscapers? What would you call of your own profession or colleagues? Please leave a comment below and we can keep building the list!

Michael Kerr. Michael Kerr is a Hall of fame business speaker who speaks on inspiring workplace cultures. Michael Kerr is the author of 8 books including The Humor Advantage and The Jerk-Free Workplace.

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